Almost Certified (grade A noise for non-discerning consumers) a mechanical sound installation and informative publication

A distributed network of sixteen precarious egg-tapping robots. Each unit, individually amplified, features a select unconventional egg. Calculated sequences emerge, conducted by beautifully rendered software on a resurrected mainframe (a sweet Mac LC3). "We seek and impart knowledge, addressing alarming practices and trends in the egg industry. By promoting social consciousness we can live better through decentralization."